Rooney goes by the professional name of Neurotica Niles and resides alone in Paris, France, with no romantic prospects on the horizon. 

Despite creeping towards being middle-aged, she preserves an inner fountain of youth by conducting much of her life as if she were still in her teens.

Additionally, she's had an abundance of experience being gainfully unemployed as a freelance illustrator, cartoonist, and most recently has become a self-development author. 

She credits these achievements mostly to her ability to sidestep reality and over the years has developed “The Art of Successful Unmindfulness” as an alternative practice to the ever-growing and omnipresent societal pressure to entertain mindfulness.  

Inspired by the desire to help others free themselves from their burdens of reality as well, an illustrated guide on "The Art of Successful Unmindfulness" has come to fruition. In this thus far unpublished self-development guide, Neurotica lets us in on her secrets and takes us through all necessary steps in order to attain the mental incapacitation essential to becoming truly unmindful and to experience pure and unrestrained escape from reality. 

In light of all of these accomplishments, Neurotica now strives to become a prominent influencer in the personal development industry.